Saturday 30 March 2013

COMIC BOOK FILMS: HELLBOY


Oh my GOD!! DO I LOVE THIS FILM?!?!

Oh my God do I love the characters?

Oh my God...did this hit me straught between the eyes like a slippery and slimey trout being slapped across my face like Rachel Weisz after a wet dream?!

You better believe it!!

Mr Ron Perlman you, my friend, are a genius!! LMAO!

I love the follow up to and I have no bloody idea why this is not bigger than it was, or should I say the second one?!

Do I DARE hope there is a third? Yes and there is only one other film that belong with this BEAT DOWN all others when I hope for a sequel. What is the other one, I hear you ask? X-Men Second Class? NO, but yes of course I do! Thor? No but yes of course yet again...

...no it is none other than WALL-E!!! Yes the PIXAR ANIMATION film?! My god do I live that film.

But for me this was brilliantly cast and brilliantly directed as was the second and I had not even HEARD of Hellboy before this release!! I kid you NOT!!

I do not know whether or not there will be a third one but I damn well hope so and if I ever win the lottery I will damn well fund one and WALL-E 2 to boot?!

LMAO!

Very rare I would go and buy ANOTHER one of a film I already have but IF I found a LONGER and SPECIAL EDITION version of either THIS or Golden Army then I am BUYING IT!!

Sunday 17 March 2013

COMIC BOOK FILM SERIES: HULK



HULK

I liked this movie except for two things and first it seemed missing something, a good battle scene quite possibly and secondly and I have NEVER forgotten this...

...a clip I saw on TV for this on its cinema release was NOT in the movie?!

Still I did like it despite thinking it could have been better. I think it needed to be grittier, or the Hulk needed to be grittier.

I thought the casting was OK too and always good to see Sam Elliot again, what an actor he is! Well I think he is a great actor anyway, lol.

Some said he was too big and I just do not understand this...too CLEAN maybe but too big?! This IS the Hulk we are talking about here! Indeed in the comics he did go through a number of transitions and looks and even SEPARATED from Bruce Banner completely and banished to another dimension that was a kind of Limbo! First he was GREY, then he was bigger, then smaller and I even here there was a RED ONE?! LOL! Interesting!

I did think it was funny to have both Bruce and David Banner?! Oh and not to forget Bruce Banner played by none other than Eric Banner. Ohh sorry I mean Eric BANA! Haha.

Enter stage right, Mr Elliot was stage left, Nick Nolte! Another top talent!

I also liked the way they tried to get that comic book feel to it and I guess many hated it but I did not mind it at all.

OK it does not get as watched now as much as the follow up one but I DO watch it! HONEST! LMAO!

Saturday 9 March 2013

COMIC BOOK FILM SERIES: IRON MAN



Now what a surprise this was and a film that I thought would not entertain me that much turned out to be one of the biggest and most entertaining films I had seen in quite awhile?!

The real bizarre thing is that I could not wait to see the second one but now have currently YET to see it?! This is kind of why I did this as I do find that some reviewers and critics are ... tossers for want of a better word. I was totally put off by reviews for Iron Man 2 when I should no better.

Why do critics INSIST on reviewing films that they are NOT interested in, in any way shape or form?! This is not going to end well. When I read a review of a comic book film I want to read a selection from real fans. From this some will be too anal and far too expectant and not realistic while it will be the other more forgiving types that make you realise a film is good.

Or perhaps maybe it just is crap?! LOL.

Maybe the casting for Iron Man and right across the board was just soo good that it was difficult to follow suit?!

Well I will found out before very long when I order it and find it strange that both Iron Man 2 and Thor are still commanding high prices.

Robert Downey Junior is absolutely ACE in this role and I for one would have lost my money on him not being a good choice for Tony Stark! Really I got that way wrong and am glad I did!

Tuesday 5 March 2013

COMIC BOOK FILM SERIES - WATCHMEN


I really got into this movie but I hated the end! What a croc?!

To be honest I knew nothing about the Watchmen and did not know it was a DC Comic or written by a British chap, Alan Moore I think his name is. Saw him on Hardtalk on BBC News 24 late one night.

It is deep and mysterious and takes a great deal of thought and concentration and I love films like this and was pleasantly surprised. A friend of mine also into comics was into the Watchmen DC Comic and had told me about it several times.

Oddly I did find it somewhat strange that this band of super heroes were not...well BANDED together?!

Also that one of them tuns out to be the villain too was somewhat of an odd one for me, lol.

Still did like it....oh aside from the best character getting killed, Horlux, Hoarcrux, Horlicks or whatever his name was I cannot recall. I loved him!

My Universe was also an enigma of sorts too and I liked that character too, But they were not a team in this and very disjointed and fragmented.

Interesting for me is that some of the characters were closer to what you would think that people adorned with super powers would REALLY be like if they existed today! Dogged by the same idiosyncrasies and vices that affect many of us it was closer to reality than I think anyone has ever reached with super powered human beings.

Hopefully one day there will be another and with the same actors too?!

For someone that never read the comic book and am very choosy with the heroes I follow that should be taken as a high compliment. For me they are higher up the interesting scale than the Fantastic Four and even Captain America?!

I would go as far as Batman too! The movies were good but I was never a lover of Batman and yet they made the character very enjoyable in the films, not seen The Dark Knight Rises yet.

I would be more keen to see another Watchmen than another Batman in all honesty.

Monday 4 March 2013

COMIC BOOK FILM SERIES: FANTASTIC FOUR RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER


I DO like this...but not as much as I should!

I think both the Fantastic Four films were done an injustice at the box office and yes they BOTH could have been better but and this is key here...

...I was not a fan of the comics at all! Never really read them much except sometimes when my brother had finished with them as he loved the FF. But what I remember them fondly for is actually the introduction of one of my favourite comic book heroes the Silver Surfer!

I cannot tell you what my face must have looked like or the feelings I had when I saw that first clip of the Surfer screaming down the side f a building pulling glass out as he went with the Human Torch in hot, groan SORRY, pursuit!!

Searched everywhere for that defibrillator that evening in a mad dash I can tell you that for nothing!

Not enough of the Surfer though. Hated his board but at least he did not look like someone the Beach Boys would sing about!

But the three crimes which were pretty big in my book and ruined it for the most part was..in reverse order of unforgivable liberties

3) The Galactus Cloud

2) LIQUID BOARD

1) The Surfers Board being his power?!

Now maybe it changed in the comics but actually the Silver Surfers board is actually made of cosmic energy and was the very thing used by Galactus to exile him to Earth after turning on Galactus.

The Silver Surfer spent years trying to figure oyt how to escape the confines of Earth to return to Shenn La with no success and even genius Reed Richards was unable to help. It took a remark from The Thing, or Ben Grimm, which he then immediately regretted that led Reed and The Silver Surfer to realise it was the board. The Surfer turned the board back into its base cosmic energy and then was able to escape!

To artists of the Surfer over the years the surfers board is just a board to stand on and not something Americans go riding waves with, with little fin added and pointy front end?! He is an alien from an alien world and himself a geeky scientist like Reed. I bought all the comics and indeed he had several series over the years but I absolutely hated it when he looked like an American or Australian from Bondi Beach riding a board with a little fin. The symmetrical board rounded at both ends with three lines down its middle is the classic board design. Space is a vacuum and FINS have no effect!!LOL!

When I heard there was talk of a Silver Surfer movie well I lost count of the number of times I scoured the Internet for details and gave up on this film appearing after three years. I also hated it when I read that Vin Diesel had begged to be the Surfer but I HATE that with a passion. He was far too stocky I am afraid and Doug Jones would have been great as he was. But with his own voice I think would have been better too.

The film could have also been one hell of a space opera too and there were some great characters that could have appeared, like Mantis for one. The Eternals and a whole long list of beings that would have mane one hell of a movie?! Of course you still had the possibility of a PROPER Galactus! Made me laugh tha they said they could not recreate him! Yes well after being fed T-Rex by the dozen, Godzilla and a managerie of other things a giant man (Honey, I Blew Up the Kid) in a Forked Helmet and Deep Purple and Blue suite must have been just too much of a challenge?!

The Avengers took for more money than even i thought it would and I KNEW it would be popular but if nothing else the creation and existence of this movie DOES show the movie companies the benefits of sticking to LONG SINCE established formula of around four decades and how movie goers respond when you do things PROPERLY!

Hmm maybe they have woken up now and maybe in a few months I should search for details of a Silver Surfer movie again?! After all I did read of a Fantastic Four REBOOT?!

Maybe call it Re-rise of the Silver Surfer?!

Saturday 2 March 2013

COMIC BOOK FILM SERIES: X-MEN FIRST CLASS

I had heard good things about this film and how right the rumours were!

Yes I was aware from the clips I had seen that they had played liberties with the original story line yet again but still...brilliant performances and stars aplenty doing a sterling job and great scenes.

Oddly this is the best five X-Men, or X-Men related films, so far and not an Adamantium claw in sight which just shows what I myself along with thousands of fans have said, it is the comics, the super-heroes and the characters that make this thing the success it was. It is not down to one character and not down to one actor or director either.

Hmm did Sebastian Shaw actually make that helmet? Cannot remember, lol.

Now they wre working on Days of Future Past, no not the famous Moody Blues album, and after The Avengers success many an age old X-Men fan must be have many restless nights dreaming og glowing eyes and computerised, booming voices?!

I for one know that The Avengers can not only be upstaged but that it IS and more successful and this will start a tit-for-tat battle between them, a la Marvel Comics when I was a kid, that will have us fans throwing our wallets and our mothers at them in idol worship and wanting for more?!

LMAO!

Remember The Avengers is the BIGGEST money maker by far but X-Men were a MORE peopular comic than The Avanegers. Admittedly there was not a great deal in it but that is how it was and there were various team ups and battle between them in little mini series over the years. One particular one I wish I still owned!

My god the next 12 months are going to be mad in around four blog subjects I can think of OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD, lol.

Now where is my Red Bull?! I am feeling light headed all of a sudden!!